Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Home from the Florida Conference


Oops! I'm falling behind on my blog! Got home Sunday from the Florida Christian Writer's Conference, where Nancy Rue and I taught another session of "Nangie." Thanks to director Billie Wilson for a great time at a great conference.

I've attached a picture of my new friend, Calleigh. We ate several meals together, and I was so impressed with her. Her parents drove all the way from Ohio, dropped Calleigh at the conference, and went on to a mini-vacation of their own (parents need those kinds of getaways). And of course Calleigh was in great hands at the conference.

What is a great friend? Someone who will drive home with you, and then help you scrub your house for a real estate showing in a couple of hours. Yep, Nancy did that for me, and I have never appreciated a friend more!

Today it's time to jump into another draft of the WIP: "The Grandma Gene" is now titled "The Fine Art of Insincerity." Titles are meant for changing . . .

But first I have to go to the dentist (grumble, grumble) and get a couple of additional crowns (louder grumble, grumble) because my teeth are cracking (too many bubble gum balls?). I am NOT excited about that part of this day, but one must suffer to have functional teeth . . .

Carry on!

~~Angie

Monday, March 08, 2010

Ocoee, Florida keeps reading!



I LOVE this! Ocoee is in central Florida, and my hat's off to these great kids and their flash mob dance!

Keep reading, kids!

~~Angie

Sunday, March 07, 2010

What You Missed at Church . . .

Someone sent me this video, and it's too cute not to share. Oy! some painful moments!

Enjoy!

~~Angie, wrapping things up at the Florida conference


Saturday, March 06, 2010

Leanna Ellis has a new book out!


Nancy and I are still at the Florida Christian Writers' Conference, teaching our "Nangie" class. A good group of students, and we're having fun.

Wanted to tell you about Leanna Ellis's latest novel--have you noticed an abundance of "Moon" titles lately?


Once in a Blue Moon ISBN: 978-0-8054-4988-4 B&H Publishing Faith is the first step to soaring. The day Armstrong stepped on the moon has special memories for most Americans, but not for Bryn Seymour. It’s the day her mother died. Despite death defying feats, guilt has always pulled Bryn down time and again. But a perfect love shows her taking a leap of faith is the first step to soaring. But it only happens … once in a blue moon. About the author: ‘Leanna Ellis takes a back seat to no one,’ says Debbie Macomber. But Leanna hopes she allows God in the driver’s seat as she taxies her two children to and from all their activities, lets her menagerie of pets in and out … in and out ..., figures out what to cook for dinner (or where to order takeout), and at the same time keeps those quirky characters in her head from bothering others. Winner of the National Readers Choice Award, Leanna writes quirky women’s fiction with a splash of romance. From a long line of southerners and patriots, she lives with her family in Texas. Amazon Purchase Link: http://www.amazon.com/Once-Blue-Moon-Leanna-Ellis/dp/0805449884/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1266526590&sr=8-1

Friday, March 05, 2010

A Kingdom Dog



A tip of the hat to Dazer Barbara West, who sent me this link. She knows I love dogs, and this is a great dog story. Love this lab!! I like his owner, too--like me, he sees metaphors in everything. :-)

Enjoy!

Angie

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Bad Table Manners

LOL! This reminds me of a skit we used to do in middle school . . . it's sort of middle school humor. But it's cute all the same.

Coming to you from beautiful Lake Yale and the Florida Christian Writer's Conference!

~~Angie

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Tombstones Of Note . . .


I wish I'd known about this web site when I was writing the Fairlawn series. On second thought, maybe I'm glad I didn't.

Strange tombstones . . . strange last wishes.

~~Angie

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

The Young Victoria



Hubby and I went to see "The Young Victoria" the other night . . . and really enjoyed it. I'd seen another movie about Victoria and Albert recently, and the movies "agreed" on several key scenes, so I assume they are historical. But it's a great movie, very sweet, moving, and the costumes are wonderful!

My husband even enjoyed the film, and he's definitely more of a shoot-em-up kind of guy. So if it's still playing in your neighborhood, take some time to go see it!

~~Angie

Monday, March 01, 2010

Tigers and Bulls


A couple of weeks ago I read an interesting article in the paper--seems that a Chinese zoo had a white tiger that had gotten fat and lazy because he hadn't had to hunt for his food. (The zoo keepers usually feed him ground beef).

So they released a live bull into the tiger enclosure, assuming that the tiger would stalk, kill, and eat the bull.

Boy, were they surprised when the bull charged the tiger, which fled for its life . . . but the bull caught the tiger and bit it.

So they had to pull the bull out . . . . and the next time they get a hankering to insert live prey, they're going to use chickens.

I see this true story as one big metaphor--if you've got skills you're not using (physical, mental, or spiritual), you're not going to be able to handle the big challenge when it comes. :-/

~~Angie

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Update on Yard Sale


Well . . . it was fun. Not terribly productive, unless you count the various thrift stores that will receive our left overs. Since I didn't have much stuff, I cleaned out a cupboard of VHS tapes--some of them as old as my kids--and sold them 2 for $1.00. Actually sold TWO books (thought I'd try an experiment--offer new books, autographed by the author) and some country decor that was left over from my old house (just too cute to part with before this, you know).

During that first hour--from 8 am. until 9 a.m.--the street scene reminded me of Halloween, when all the trick or treaters rush from house to house with their bags. But this time, the trick or treaters were all silver-haired, bundled up, and from Michigan. (The snowbirds are here in full force).

Around noon I cleaned up and pruned a crape myrtle, painted some porch furniture, potted some bulbs, and prayed for sunshine. And actually had my prayers answered for an hour or two.

And now (it's Saturday night), I think I'm heading to bed. A very busy day. :-)

~~Angie

P.S. This week I'll be teaching at the Florida Christian Writers' Conference with my good pal and teaching buddy Nancy Rue. Yes, "Nangie" strikes again! We're looking forward to it.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Yard sale!


We've lived in our present house for seven years, and we did a major de-cluttering during our last move. Well--after seven years, we're ready for another de-cluttering, made simple by a yard sale.

Our little subdivision is governed by the state of Florida and a homeowners' association. Well, for the first time, the HOA is "sponsoring" the yard sale, so we are all throwing open our secret stashes of stuff and setting it on the sidewalk tomorrow morning (unless it rains--70 percent chance of that.)

We first scheduled the yard sale for this past fall, and I collected a huge heap of stuff and put it in the back of the kitchen. But that sale got rained out, and while we waited for a new yard sale date, the hubby and I put our house on the market. This necessitated a MAJOR clean out and the rental of a storage unit, so everything--yard sale stuff included--went off to storage. Where it shall remain.

So tomorrow we're all having a yard sale, and all I was able to dig up was several boxes of VHS tapes, some curtains, and some country decor that serves mainly to collect dust. I could always pull some books out of the garage and have an autograph party, I suppose. Then again, maybe I could sell the HOUSE. (My realtor lives around the corner--that'd sure be convenient.)

So if it's not raining and not freezing tomorrow, that's where I'll be--sitting (and probably freezing) at my first yard sale in over 15 years. We used to sell everything for a quarter, but I suspect that times have changed . . .

~~Angie

Friday, February 26, 2010

Stephen Bly's Latest




One of my dear daddy's favorite authors was Stephen Bly, who also happens to be a pal of mine. Steve and his wife, Janet, live in a tiny town where Steve is the minister, the mayor, the novelist-in-residence, and the justice of the peace. He writes westerns, and I've invited him to stop by to tell us something about his latest.

Take it away, Steve!

Cowboy For A Rainy Afternoon/Novel As Memoir

By Stephen Bly

Copyright©2010

The Matador Hotel died on July 5th, 1965, but they

didn’t bother burying it until last fall.


The plot for Cowboy For A Rainy Afternoon developed like homemade stew in a crockpot. A slow simmer. Then, the image of the 1950s kitchen filled with sweet aromas and sights and sounds. Hours later all the parts seemed ready.

The story grew out of fond memories from my childhood. What makes it real personal is that I was 10-years-old in 1954, just like the narrator. And I did hear numerous accounts about the “old days.” At that time, Johnny Appleseed was a legendary hero. I learned about him at the knee of my Indiana grandma. She figured anyone who dedicated himself to planting apple trees must be a good guy.

I often get asked where I grew up. Readers of my westerns suppose I was born and raised in some rough and tumble part of the west amid gunfights and wild adventures. Well, they’re somewhat right. Home for me was a ranch north of Visalia, California, in the great San Joaquin Valley.

“That doesn’t sound like the wild west,” they say.

They’re wrong. From Joaquin Murietta to the Dalton Brothers, Visalia Saddles to the Miller and Lux Ranch. . .that valley’s filled with western history. One of my favorite tales involved the gunfight and capture of Sontag and Evans at Stone Corral, a few miles down the road from our home.

Cribbage and cowboys. . .I figured I fit right in.

It seems quite natural for me to write about a grandpa and the game of cribbage. My grandpa taught me to play when I was 4-years-old. I played him once or twice a week until he died when I turned 15. In the book Pop’s name is Theodore and his wife is Katie, same as my grandparents.

Talk slow and think deep. It’s part of the Code of the West. Some scoff at the notion of an unwritten set of rules that honest men lived by. Politically correct history books deny the Code’s existence. Those authors and professors didn’t grow up in the West. I remember in the mid-1980s standing at the graveside of my uncle. At the time, his place encompassed around 14,000 acres. As I looked down at the coffin of my Uncle Buster, an old-timer slid up beside me. “He was a good man, son. He lived by the Code.”

There’s a quiet buzz from antique ceiling fans, like six thousand crickets, all out of tune. You don’t even notice, until there’s silence.

Woolworth’s department stores provided lots of pleasure for kids like me. Like a Dollar Store, they included a soda fountain lunch counter, better merchandise, and a friendly clerk behind every counter. By 2001 the company focused on sporting goods and changed its name to Foot Locker Inc. A classic example of a company that adapted to the market needs.

In today’s consumer shopping mall world, it’s hard for some to envision the incredible thrill of merchandise-packed Five & Dimes. I couldn’t believe so many products existed. I’m not sure kids today can experience anything near that excitement. A $.49 badge? That’s what Little Brother, the 10-year-old narrator, gets. A little spendy for 1954. I remember getting a 25-cent a week allowance, provided I did all my chores, in a time when $1.00 per hour provided a decent wage.

My bedroom teemed with White Owl cigar boxes, my granddad’s favorite cigar. He didn’t smoke them much; mainly he chewed them. And because I lived across the road from him, I got many of his boxes. Lots of childhood treasures can be stored in a cigar box.

Folks today think that 1954 existed in some other galaxy, on some other planet. Maybe they’re right. It’s hard to believe that world and this one are made of the same stuff.

I can’t tell you about television in 1954. We didn’t have one yet. Didn’t matter. Didn’t need one. When I came home from school, I did chores or played outside until dark and Mom made me come indoors. Now, that does sound like a century ago.

I did not know cowboys named Quirt, Bronc, Thad, Shorty, Coosie or Pop. But I knew men much like them. In fact, most folks called my Grandpa Wilson “Pop.” I once met an old-timer in Magdalena, New Mexico, who had been a sheriff in the 1930s. He still packed a pistol and watched the door, just in case someone he sent to prison got out and scouted him for revenge. I based my character, Quirt Payton, on him.

All the aged cowboys I ever met wore long-sleeved shirts, usually some faded shade of white, with the collar buttoned. This kept the dirt out when he rode down the trail or behind a herd of slow moving cows. Also, an old beat-up Stetson and yellowed cigarettes stained their fingers.

I don’t suppose the current generation has ever ridden in the open trunk of a car, nor let the air down in the tires to drive down a railroad track (and they call skateboarding an extreme sport). At one point, the six cowboys in the novel, plus Miss Diane Anderson, and the boy narrator, pile into a ’49 Plymouth, without seatbelts. I could have been the poster child for the need of such safety devices. I fell out of my parents’ car, going about 55 miles per hour, in 1949. I spent 10 days in the hospital nursing a major concussion.

At least one of the stories happened to me. In 1994, in Telluride, I was told by the hotel clerk I couldn’t get a room. He intimated I wasn’t their kind. My gruffy appearance after a week’s research in the wilds didn’t impress them. So, I drove all the way to Cortez for a room, arriving about midnight. To say I was ticked is an understatement.

It’s like I’m right there in the room with these old-timers. Some of these scenes I do recall first-hand. I remember going to see a friend of my grandfather’s at a 4-story hotel in central California in the mid-1950s. His room was carpeted with out-dated newspapers that he hadn’t got around to reading yet. Such images last forever.

My favorite things to do when the weather threatens and I can’t play golf: oil the saddles, clean the Winchesters, or write a novel about the Old West.

In Cowboy For A Rainy Afternoon I discover that maybe I wasn’t born 100 years too late.

Cowboy For A Rainy Afternoon (hardback, Center Point) will be released: June 2010. Available through http://www.amazon.com/ or www.BlyBooks.com

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Can you Handle MORE funny headlines?








Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment to go back in time and need to gather my weapons. :-)

~~Angie

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

More True and Funny Headlines






Hard to believe a copy editor didn't catch some of these!

~~Angie

Monday, February 22, 2010

True--Funny--Headlines





An editor friend of mine sent me 65 of these beauties! I'll be sharing some with you in the days ahead. Enjoy!

~~Angie

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Animal Pictures from Last Week


I stumbled across these animal pictures and loved them . . . but I have not-so-pleasant feelings about the woman with the giant rat in her lap. I've chased too many of them out of my attic . . . (the attic-sized kind, not the giant variety).

~~Angie

Saturday, February 20, 2010

American Government 101 by Dennis Prager



This may be the most educational five minutes you'll spend today. Must see video!

~~Angie

Friday, February 19, 2010

Heaven Sent Valentines


Ever doubt that God loves you? Just take a look at all the Valentines he's sent:

Click here, then click through the slideshow.

~~Angie

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Want to Write Songs?



Very funny--and very true. And please excuse the occasional crude word . . .

All you need to write a song is four chords . . . :-)

Angie