Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Theology by Kids



I found this in my email file and thought it was funny.  :-)  

  Judeo-Christian Theology As Explained By Children


The following are answers given by students from Williamston
  Presbyterian Church, So. Carolina, to test questions on the Bible as
  printed in the 12/31/95 issue of "National Review":
 
  

The first book of the Bible is Guinness’s, in which Adam and Eve were
  created from an apple tree.
 
  

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
 


 Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.


 Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
 


 Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.
 
  

Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 commandments.
 


 The seventh commandment is "thou shalt not admit adultery."
 


 Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
 
  

David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in
Biblical times.
 


  Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.


 Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
 


  The people who followed Jesus was called the 12 decibels.
 


  The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
 
  

One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
 


 Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
 


  A Christian should have only one wife.  This is called monotony.
  


Enjoy! 


~~Angie 

4 comments:

lynnrush said...

Oh goodness. That is really funny! What a sweet way to start the day--laughing.

Have a great day!

Anonymous said...

These are so funny! Where was I yesterday during the book give-away frenzy? My days are really getting wiggy! But I only have about 30 more boxes to unpack. There's light at the end of the proverbial tunnel. (Which proverb was it?) Congrats Susan and others! Clyde

Patsy Clairmont said...

I'm convinced that kids antics help us live longer cause you can't help but chuckle at their heartfelt blunders. So precious.

Kathy said...

I see that The Note went up to #5 on the CBA list this month. Maybe because of the DVD???


I have no hope of getting on. The kid's list is totally dominated by baby Bibles!